Read the Title.
My name starts with a letter, I am as old as I will be now, I live here, I used to live there, I like this, I hate that.
im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
cardigan x scarf is my otp
Professor: Who's ready for science?
Professor: I said, who's ready for science?! Come ON guys.
Professor: Now, who can tell me what radiation is?
Student A: It's what made the Hulk
Professor: No! We don't talk about the Hulk. Bad Science- law of conservation-no.
Me (remembering something): But you said you were naming your baby Bruce!
Professor *puts one hand over her belly*: Batman.