Read the Title.
My name starts with a letter, I am as old as I will be now, I live here, I used to live there, I like this, I hate that.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
UM
EXCUSE YOU
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
bless this post
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
woah
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
(Source: eviehartley)
Alice is 4’6?!? I knew she was tiny, but whoa! As a short person myself I feel proud.
she’s a child…
all i really want is to have a princess just a smidge taller than her counterpart
(Source: grodansnagel)
look at dat acting
JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST
UGH I—-
CHRIST
let’s talk about things that aren’t okay
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SKIP HIM LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT IT.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
(Source: dont-blink-korra)
Me
did the-absolute-funniest-posts just not self promote
did they just comment instead
did that happen
did
w h a t
its a christmas miracle
(Source: peterfromtexas)
im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
cardigan x scarf is my otp
Remember that theory about the Doctor wearing brown for when he travels in the past and blue in the future?
Well here Rose has to choose one of them.
She has to choose between her past and her future.
THIS MUSIC VIDEO DEFINED MY ENTIRE VIEWPOINT ON WHAT IS MUSIC
(Source: bryko)
A day in my science class.
Professor: Who's ready for science?
Class:
Professor: I said, who's ready for science?! Come ON guys.
Class: *cheers*
...
Professor: Now, who can tell me what radiation is?
Student A: It's what made the Hulk
Professor: No! We don't talk about the Hulk. Bad Science- law of conservation-no.
Me (remembering something): But you said you were naming your baby Bruce!
Professor *puts one hand over her belly*: Batman.
